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Something About Mary — One of Them, at Least

February 27th, 2007

Periodically, publishers both online and traditional will trawl through Flickr looking for photos to illustrate whatever article or book they’re currently doing. Some people seem to be annoyed by this, seeing the publishers as being too cheap to shell out for professional photography; being in publishing myself, I am all too sympathetic to the publishers — though this is less of a problem at my current (nonprofit) employer, in commercial publishing there’s often little or no budget for professional editing or indexing, let alone illustration, and though the editors and authors would, I’m sure, love to hire professionals to get exactly what they have in mind, they do the best they can with what resources they have. As long as they ask first (or, if it’s for nonprofit use, let me know), and it’s not going to be used for something I personally find repugnant, I’m usually fine with it.

On the other hand, sometimes their lack of preparation takes me aback. Today, for instance, I got a very nice but very confusing e-mail from someone working on a children’s history book about the Tudors. I’m all for that, but I was a little perplexed when they asked if they could use my photo of Mary Tudor’s tomb. Firstly, I wasn’t sure which Mary Tudor they meant — Mary I, elder daughter of Henry VIII, or her aunt and Henry’s sister, also named Mary Tudor, who married the Dauphin and then Charles Brandon. Both rather sympathetic characters, in their own ways; even “Bloody Mary” was, I suspect, only trying to do what she was convinced was right, and certainly had enough personal tragedy in her life to earn a fair amount of sympathy. Given that I’ve never been to the latter’s tomb, I suspected the former — except that Mary I is buried in the same tomb as her half-sister Elizabeth I, and doesn’t have her own effigy at all. (This may explain why the publisher mentioned they’d been having difficulty finding an illustration of Mary Tudor’s tomb: the effigy on her tomb would, in fact, look remarkably like Elizabeth.*)

Secondly, Mary I and Elizabeth I are buried in Westminster Abbey, which no longer allows photography. I do have some photographs from my first trip there in 1998, but they haven’t been posted. What I do have, and what I suspect the publisher might have meant, is the following photograph of a copy of Mary, Queen of Scots’ tomb:

Cast of Tomb of Mary, Queen of Scots 2

So, perhaps most importantly, not a Tudor, though definitely a Mary, and definitely alive during the late Tudor era — though, of course, by the very late Tudor era she was, also, very late as well. Also not her real tomb, but a replica thereof, which is why I was able to get so close (my camera at the time only had what I called “bipedal zoom,” meaning that, in order to zoom in or out, you had to rely on your feet to move you closer or further away).

It’s a bit worrying. I’m all for helping out other publishers when I can, especially for projects I find worthwhile — and history is definitely worthwhile to me. I just want to make sure that photographs (particularly if they’re mine) actually show what they purport to show. There’s also the vague paranoia that, if something I took of a copy were published with the note that it was of the actual original, then someone at Westminster Abbey would sort through their records of photography permission, discover that I’m not on the list of people granted photography rights since the ban, and then blacklist me forever. o.O

Anyway, I’m off to sort through my old photo prints, to see whether I actually have anything usable of Elizabeth and Mary’s joint tomb from my 1998 trip.

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*On that same 1998 trip, an American tourist at Westminster Abbey asked one of the docents if “that’s James I’s tomb.” He nodded, so she snapped a photograph of the effigy and walked away. What just completely floored me was that she didn’t notice the fact that the effigy was actually of Henry VII, who, although one of James I’s ancestors, (1) looked absolutely, completely different; (2) had an obviously late medieval haircut; (3) was sculpted in an equally obviously late medieval style; and (3) was wearing clothes that had gone out of fashion 100 years before James came to the English throne. Freakin’ moronic American pillock of a tourist. No wonder people think we’re twits.

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February 22nd, 2007

Snapecakes

February 22nd, 2007

Gratuitous Snapecake Shot

Originally uploaded by moria.

The cupcakes seemed to go over fairly well on Tuesday. The Brooklyn brownies, in particular, were snapped up — if I’d had the bourbon called for in the recipe, they probably would’ve been even better.

As for the green tea cupcakes, I was quite pleased; $16 is still a lot for me to spend on one ingredient, but it was worth it. I just wish my icing skills had been up to more than rolling out snakes for the decoration. Little Slytherin badges would’ve been better, but oh well.

In comparison, the gingerbread cupcakes didn’t go so quickly, though I didn’t have any left over at the end of the day (when desperate to rehome baked goods, leaving them in the break room unattended is nigh unto foolproof). I can only assume that (1) people really like chocolate, and (2) it’s the wrong time of year for gingerbread. Probably more of a December-type recipe for most people.

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February 19th, 2007

Matcha

February 19th, 2007



Matcha

Originally uploaded by moria.

Green tea cupcakes are a go, though I suspect I’ll leave the marzipan decorations uncolored. (Not sure how I’ll cut out the decorations, not having tiny cookie cutters. Perhaps they’ll just be free-form.)

The next time I say blithely that I’ll just run over to Teavana, someone please hold me down and slap some sense into me — at least if the planned trip is on a weekend. The crowds were horrible, traffic was ghastly, and I thought I was going to scream several times. It’s been ages since I was in a mall, and I’d forgotten how it’s nearly impossible to walk anywhere at a meaningful pace. Everyone else is moseying along, five or six abreast, stopping in the middle of the floor with no warning, and just generally being as solipsistic as is humanly possible. When you try to dart and weave around them, half the time they take off again and block you a second time. My particular favorites are the ones who meander toward a store and then stop abruptly in the actual freakin’ doorway, gaping uncertainly at the store’s contents as if unsure whether it’s safe to go in. If you’re going to gape, please do it somewhere other than in the actual doorway. Do not block the entry, or I will sic the fire marshall on you for blocking evacuation routes. Honestly, just have a little freakin’ awareness of the world around you, and the slightest tiny bit of consideration for the other gazillion human beings milling around you.

If I can’t find an independent local source of matcha, next time I’m definitely mail-ordering. It’s just that I left it too late this time, and the only tea stores I know around here are, unfortunately, in the malls. (They also seemed to do most of their business in selling iced tea. The clerk seemed a little startled that I wanted to buy actual non-liquid tea.)

Also, may I just say that $16 for 30 g (1.1 oz) is helluva expensive for me? I know the cupcakes will be worth it — it’s an Isa/Terry recipe, after all — but I’m still cringing over the price.

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February 18th, 2007

Cupcake Time Again

February 17th, 2007

Right. Alan Rickman’s birthday is Wednesday, February 21, which means of course that it’s time to make celebratory cupcakes. Unfortunately, the selection in Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World is overwhelming, so I’ve had to enlist the help of Cindy, Christi, and Sarah — who, of course, voted for entirely different categories of cupcakes, but at least that helped narrow it down a bit. I swear that, every time I flip through the book, I find myself completely incapable of deciding; every page I turn presents me with a recipe that looks at least equally exciting, if not more exciting that the thing I’d just decided to make.

My plan at the moment is to make half recipes of the Brooklyn Brownie Cupcakes, Gingerbread Cupcakes with Lemony Icing, and, if I can make it over to Teavana and they actually have matcha in stock, the Green Tea Cupcakes (I even have marzipan for decorations!). If no matcha is to be had, I’ll probably go for the Chai Latte Cupcakes instead, to give a bit of variety. I’ll also need to find something big enough to carry 18-20 cupcakes, and make little signs explaining what the cupcakes are and why they’re being given away at work. (Purely for coordination purposes, I plan to celebrate a day early: it’s a three-day weekend, so I can assemble the cupcakes on Monday; there’s just no way I’m going to bake cupcakes for other people on a Tuesday night after working all day. Cupcakes for myself, fine — but if they’re going to be prettied up as far as my limited decorating skills allow, I need more time than a weekday evening will allow.)

Of course, my plans do kind of depend on my fingers not being numb from the cold. At the moment, I can barely type; on the up side, though, my toes were already numb from lingering nerve damage from wearing stupid shoes at the Dallas meeting (over two weeks now, but at least it’s getting a little better, slowly).

In other news, I finally got around to uploading my backlog of photos to Flickr; mostly they date back to December, but a couple are leftovers from Stockholm in November. I’ve also added a couple new editorial-type blogs to the blogroll, and changed the “British Blogs” category to a more general “European” category, to account for the inclusion of an American ex-pat living in Stockholm (you should imagine me making an envious moue here). Just general blogkeeping activities that I’ve let slide over the past stressed-out weeks.

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February 12th, 2007
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