Only yesterday, I was bemoaning the fact that I haven’t had much I could photograph of late. Then, this evening, I cracked open a bell pepper for a dinner stir-fry and found a little mini bell pepper lodged in one of the lobes. This, of course, was too good to pass up, and I spent the next few minutes snapping away from all angles and with various lighting, until I filled up the camera card.
In the meantime, though, the wok was still enthusiastically heating for the stir-fry. Still giddy from the discovery of new mutant vegetables, I dumped in some oil (too much, as it turned out) and then threw in the tofu chunks that had been draining.
Oops. V. much oops, in fact. I was too distracted by the mutant mini-pepper and quite-hot-indeed oil sloshed all over my hand, burning seven kinds of crap out of my two smallest fingers and one kind of crap out of my middle finger. I don’t think it’ll turn out to be second-degree burns, but first-degree burns around the nail bed and fingertips are quite enough to be going on with, thank you.
Sadly, pathetically, my second thought when this happened was, “Hey, I’ll finally get to put that first-aid section in The Garden of Vegan to good use!” (My first thought was, predictably, a rather rude word — several of them, in fact, and repeated rather more than was strictly necessary.)
If I have made any typos in this, please bear with me. The last three fingers on my right hand are sticking straight out because it hurts too much to bend them.
Still, the mutant mini bell pepper is pretty cool, though, huh?